Once upon a time, in a land far more north than this one, the most painful birth in human history was made. Weighing 3 stone, paul jan goodstadt was a medical marvel, with his mother lucky to be alive today. 19 years on, goodys search for a love like his mothers has currently proved to be mainly unrequited, apart from loveyoulongtime22, however his youporn account has gone bankrupt, much like Greece and his testicles. But then, in one night riddled in macroeconomic research, a beautiful naive young lady called Jennifer white listened to goodys story and felt a mixture of emotions; mainly overwhelming nausea, but also sympathy. One thing led to another, but not in the traditional sex-having sense, and the formation of the infamous White-Goodstadt contract was made, where the two parties would have semi-consentual intercourse on the night of Goodys 20th birthday. Spectators have speculated on the details of the event, with even odds for the duration to be under a minute, 4:1 on sub15 seconds and 250:1 that jennie white enjoys the experience.
Odds given by William hill, written by Freddy Clapson, creative input by Alex Gooch
Added 28 November, 2011 from web