Dearly beloved,
We are gathered here today to celebrate a very special occasion. There comes a time in every boy's life when he becomes a man. For Dom Bui, that time is not now.
Dom will be chloroformed, bound and gagged before returning to the promised land of her ancestors in a sea of filth and stinking rats. Bring your finest rotten apple cores and tomatoes to pelt him with. WARNING: Don't throw stones. That's just dog.
Special shout out to Jason Ko who has been awaiting this most glorious day since Year 7.
Anyone who hates Dom or just likes to see people getting bin dumped please turn up.
Regards,
-The Bin Dumpers.
Added 12 October, 2011 from web