An event predicted to occur at approximately 11:30 am EST (accurate to within 10 minutes) on April 20, 2012. The epicenter of the event will be N 42 22.128 W 71 01.158, or Boston Logan's terminal E.
At this moment, an intense concentration of K particles will converge upon a small area occupied by a dense mass of nucleons, causing a neutron flux event of cosmic proportions. The event is expected to cause the universe to fold upon itself, with a probability of 99.99999999901259%.
Remarkably, the event will only affect approximately .000000000292375989% of the population of the world, whose bodies will become saturated with a new chemical "phenylethylamine-K" that is not found in nature, and the effects of which are not predictable. The remaining population, however, will notice nothing, except for a few bystanders who experience a sudden tendency toward voyeurism.
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